posted 12-08-2000 06:41 AM         

"Look up yonder it's old MacPhee
He's having a few he can hardly see
Wrapped his buggy around a tree
Someone call the mounties"
- The Mull River Shuffle (The Rankins)

"I'm a few bricks short of a load,
but a full load always hurt my back"
- Crazy (The Barenaked Ladies)

"When she was three
Her Barbies always did it on the first date"
- Life in a Nutshell (Barenaked Ladies)

"We met when we were almost young
Deep in the green lilac park
You held on to me like I was a crucifix
As we went kneeling through the dark"
- So Long, Marianne (Leonard Cohen)

"Sorry that i left your language
found a place of my opinion"
- Shotgun (Moist)

"With God inside, and Heaven's vindication
Sound came out our savior's fingers and
There began creation
There began creation on Cape Breton Island
And his name was Buddy MacMaster"
- The Devil in the Kitchen (Ashley MacIsaac)

"Do I stress you out
My sweater is on backwards and inside out"
- All I Really Want (Alanis Morissette)

"the sign said 'yoga class for cats'
it's okay"
- Carnival (Our Lady Peace)